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Four years ago today, the greatest match ever played*.
In many ways, that it was the greatest match - that it was football - isn’t crucial.
Before the first leg had been played, I was offered a couple of tickets to the second leg of the Champions League semi final between Liverpool and Barcelona, the latter the best side in the world at the time.
‘There’ll be a game to watch as long as we don’t get hammered in the first leg and everyone’s fit’ I told my friend, as I paid for the tickets.
We lost 3-0 in the first leg and Salah (Liverpool’s best player) was injured and out of the second leg. It was hopeless. We decided to go as at least there was the prospect of seeing Messi, the best player to have played the game.
I was nervous about the tickets - we were to pick them up in a pub near the ground. Having been involved in judging the Radio 4 Food Programme awards that year, I knew how special Homebaked pies - part of a community owned initiative just outside the ground - were. Each of the four pies I saw off was extraordinary. I might’ve gone for a fifth had time not be short.
No sign of the tickets in the pub.
An exchange of texts: a white BMW X5 would be outside in 5. Outside, the road was a sea of people, with no sign of cars nor much prospect of one with the road effectively a huge pavement. After 10 minutes we were fairly resigned to the likelihood of not getting into the match. After 15, the sea parted allowing a single white BMW to pass. Dark windows lowered just enough to post the tickets through. We were going.
Inside, the atmosphere was the kind of relaxed that can only thrive in an absence of hope.
There was nothing to play for other than a little pride. The pleasure of the evening was in seeing Messi, Suarez and the other greats, as much as our team. We spotted Salah wearing a ‘NEVER GIVE UP’ t-shirt that raised smiles rather than optimism.
What happened in the next two hours was impossible.
I won’t get into writing about the match - it was extraordinary and this film gives you some idea of what happened.
When the final whistle blew there were tears, the open mouthed, open eyed disbelief that the impossible was real. Players fell to the ground, exhausted and crying. People were looking around as if for someone to explain what had happened. Strangers hugged: we were here, something outside anything we knew had happened, yet it was true and we were forever bonded.
Leaving the ground, I saw a man in his 80s sat on the steps struggling to take it in, in tears, telling what I took to be his son ‘Lad, I’ve been coming here for 65 years and I’ve never seen the like of it’.
The air was thick with smoke coloured by car lights, flares and celebration. I’m not sure I’ve experienced undiluted, unanimous joy before or since. It was as if a war had ended.
The walk to the city centre was, in its way, as remarkable as the match. Car horns beeping, people singing, cheering, a sense of belonging to the team, to each other and to a night that I didn’t know to be possible. So many doors open; families stood in their nightwear in the garden to soak it all in.
You might have a similar experience - the team, the sport, or even whether it was a sport - doesn’t matter**; the match was just the wrapper for what it was really happening, which was something beyond us. It felt related to falling in love, to hearing a lifelong friend of an album - Blue, The Colour of Spring, Hunky Dory, Hats - for the first time, except it was everyone and everything that felt it.
Life had been tricky for a year or two, and without knowing it I needed to believe that humans - strangers even - were inherently good, and that life could still hold magic. That night gave me it in spades. This chord, this dummy***, Hardy’s harmonies, and these two incredible snooker shots by a very drunk Alex Higgins are nuggets panned from the same stream. Once in a while, something beyond understanding happens.
And if you listen very carefully, you can hear Higgins whisper before he plays the second shot ‘If you believe, you can do allsorts’.
*I will entertain few rivals for this, notably Barcelona v Athletico, 1997
**while in some ways it didn’t matter that it was football, the night being so close to the 30th anniversary of Hillsborough made it felt completely connected to what unfolded
*** somehow more beautiful because he doesn’t score
Four pies, four years, four goals
Small world. Are they still in Colne?
I'm now having flashbacks of matches past. I remember going to Camp Nou to see a normal domestic match and it was mindblowing. Who was on the pitch (I can't actually remember now, it was twenty years ago) but it was the support. Fervent doesn't even get close. But then I was listening to a Gary Linekar interview recently and didn't know about the history of the club and it's place in the resistence to Franco's assault on their language.
Oh man, where to start... My favourite ever Laurel & Hardy clip (their films used to be on so often; I seem to remember watching many as a boy, when ill or truanting from school). That sublime dummy (to imagine that scoring could be an anti-climax...). Snooker's most gifted tragic genius (watched on a black-and-white telly when Dad was still alive...)
But that game. One of the most beautiful nights of my life and yet I was nowhere near Anfield, nor TV, nor consistent WiFi signal. Football as the catalyst for something far more wonderful, powerful and communal. Such happiness. Probably the greatest game ever and certainly the YouTube clip I've watched more than any other. I'd planned to write about it here too at some point, but I can't imagine it would have anything to do with football, but everything to do with the ability of great art to move us with an intensity like nothing else.